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Total Medals Earned: 442 (From 74 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,965 Points

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Key Puncher Unlocked 3/2/10
25 Points
Complete first 5 levels.
Systems Analyst Unlocked 3/2/10
25 Points
Complete first 9 levels.
PROgrammer Unlocked 3/2/10
50 Points
Complete Lighbot.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (100/100 points)

A Bad Taste of Pico

Twice the Fun Unlocked 2/23/10
25 Points
Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn Unlocked 2/23/10
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 2/23/10
50 Points
???
Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory 25 Points Beat the game!
Meat is Murder 50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 3/6 (125/225 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Something Fishy Unlocked 2/18/10
100 Points
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Happy Hatter 25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Hatter, Mad 25 Points The Hatter seems Madder.
Clam Sham Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/200 points)

Alkie Kong 2

Rick Rolled Unlocked 3/21/09
5 Points
View the entire end-game movie.
Worship the Mighty Unlocked 3/21/09
5 Points
View the high scores.
Code Breaker Unlocked 3/21/09
25 Points
Enter the super secret level code.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Great Listener 10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Great Defender 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 3/16 (35/500 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 2/23/10
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 2/23/10
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 2/23/10
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 2/23/10
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 2/23/10
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 2/23/10
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 2/23/10
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)

Bunny Invasion: Easter

BULLET SPENDER Unlocked 8/29/10
5 Points
Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! Unlocked 8/29/10
5 Points
Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET Unlocked 8/29/10
5 Points
Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM! Unlocked 8/29/10
5 Points
Use a grenade.
AAARGH! Unlocked 8/29/10
10 Points
Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM! Unlocked 8/29/10
10 Points
Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS Unlocked 8/29/10
10 Points
Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN Unlocked 8/29/10
25 Points
Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! Unlocked 8/29/10
25 Points
Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR Unlocked 8/29/10
25 Points
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! Unlocked 8/29/10
25 Points
Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE Unlocked 8/29/10
50 Points
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY Unlocked 8/29/10
50 Points
Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY Unlocked 8/29/10
50 Points
Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE Unlocked 8/29/10
100 Points
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL Unlocked 8/29/10
100 Points
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Medals Earned: 16/16 (500/500 points)

Chaos Faction 2

KILL IT WITH FIRE Unlocked 8/29/10
5 Points
Burn someone to a crisp
Recycler Unlocked 8/29/10
5 Points
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Zoned Out Unlocked 8/29/10
5 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Anger Management Unlocked 8/29/10
10 Points
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
In The Zone Unlocked 8/29/10
10 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
KAPOW! Unlocked 8/29/10
10 Points
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Architect Unlocked 8/29/10
25 Points
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Veteran Unlocked 8/29/10
25 Points
Play 10 deathmatch games
Crate Expectations 10 Points Collect 20 crates in one match
Magic Number 10 Points Get a 3x multikill
Zero Gravity 10 Points Go offscreen and recover
4 On The Floor 25 Points Get a 4x multikill
Chaos Kudos 25 Points Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Immortal 25 Points Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Fantastic 5 50 Points Get a 5x multikill
Lift Off! 50 Points Knock someone into space
Pacifist 50 Points Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Survivor 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Take The Plunge 50 Points Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Up And Away 50 Points Knock someone into the stratosphere

Medals Earned: 8/20 (95/500 points)

Chibi Knight

Dragon-slayer Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points
Beat Island Beast
Slash-n'-burn Unlocked 2/23/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chibi-mage Unlocked 2/23/10
10 Points
Get all 4 spells
Furball-slayer Unlocked 2/18/10
10 Points
Beat Canyon Beast
Worthy-chibi Unlocked 2/18/10
25 Points
Defeat all 3 knights
Demon-slayer 25 Points Defeat Demon Beast
Speed-runner 25 Points Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Grinder 50 Points Level up everything to level 8

Medals Earned: 5/8 (55/155 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 2/21/10
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)