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Total Medals Earned: 445 (From 75 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,040 Points

Clamflight

Medals Earned: 3/5 (35/145 points)

A box 5 Points

Defeat the first boss

Clamstyle 5 Points

You've got great fashion sense

Take out the Trash 25 Points

Defeat the fifth boss

Flying Forever 10 Points

ONE MILLION (cumulative)

500 dollar SteakClock 100 Points

Defeat the ninth boss

Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.

Crush The Castle 2

Medals Earned: 22/22 (140/140 points)

A Freeze is Coming 5 Points

Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.

Acidic 5 Points

Melt 100 castle pieces.

Air Burst 5 Points

Detonate a remote bomb in flight.

Bombastic 5 Points

Explode 100 castles pieces.

Death From Above 5 Points

Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.

Electric Boogaloo 5 Points

Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.

I'm a Lumberjack 5 Points

Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.

I'm Melting 5 Points

Cover an enemy in acid.

Jack Frost 5 Points

Freeze 100 castle pieces.

Ladies First 5 Points

Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.

Last Laugh 5 Points

Kill the Jester last on any level.

Logged to Death 5 Points

Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.

Oh The Humanity! 5 Points

Burn 5 enemies in one shot.

Priority Target 5 Points

Kill the king first on any level.

Pyromaniac 5 Points

Burn 100 castle pieces.

Throw Like a Girl 5 Points

Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.

You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points

Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.

Prohibition 10 Points

Destroy 100 barrels.

Veteran Crusher 10 Points

Crush all castles

Golden God 25 Points

Get gold medals on all castles.

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Dadgame

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)

Guardians 5 Points

Defeat the Footie Twins

Bad Transit 10 Points

Defeat TRN-1

Heavy Weapons 5 Points

Defeat Battbot

Monkey Biz 5 Points

Defeat Ootkey

Freeroes 25 Points

Get Secret Ending

Kaminari Ninja 25 Points

Defeat Raijinmaru

Patricide 25 Points

Defeat creator of Dadgame

Story Easy 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard

Story Hard 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Hard

Story Normal 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard

WSW Tribute 25 Points

Defeat Final Weapon

Cheating Death 50 Points

Defeat Mecha-Death

Debugger 50 Points

Defeat Phantom

Presto! 50 Points

Beat Boss Battles on HARD

Tower Offender 50 Points

Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD

Dadgamer 100 Points

100% Completion

Darnell's Recount

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/415 points)

DownForwardPunch 5 Points

View the COMBOS page.

Floatin 5 Points

Master the Fire Flip.

Teh Intran3tz 5 Points

Visit the links page.

The Election 5 Points

View the intro movie.

Evil Dead 10 Points

Get your chainsaw on!

Medication 10 Points

Drink the mystery potion.

SupaSpy 25 Points

Find all 6 secret areas.

Thanks... 25 Points

Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.

Toasty 25 Points

Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.

Animal Control 50 Points

Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.

Recount 50 Points

Defeat the class president.

UberPWNT 50 Points

Shut down the UberBot.

Yes We Can! 50 Points

Beat the game.

Must be the Afro. 100 Points

Beat the game without dying.

Deliver That Fulp

Medals Earned: 12/13 (145/155 points)

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Depict1

Medals Earned: 8/10 (225/275 points)

Believe Me 5 Points

Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.

Immortal 5 Points

Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.

Truth 5 Points

Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.

Bridge 10 Points

Use the button to create a bridge.

Idiot 25 Points

Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.

Leap of Faith 25 Points

Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.

Trapped Forever 50 Points

Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.

Free 100 Points

Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Save Me 25 Points

Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.

Save Us 25 Points

Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.

Doodle God

Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)

Doodle Almost-God 10 Points

Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!

Doodle Demi-God 10 Points

Unlock half the category groups.

Doodle True-God 50 Points

Discover all elements.

Drop the Bomb (Medals)

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/350 points)

Flawless Failure 5 Points

Get three straight questions wrong.

BomBomBomBomWooooo 5 Points

Get three strikes with $4,900.

Bomb Squad 10 Points

Survive 10 bomb rounds.

Don't Be A Wimp 10 Points

Finish the Bonus Round with two bombs.

Octochamp 10 Points

Get eight questions in a row correct.

Trump Card 10 Points

Finish game with more than $20,000.

Extra Innings 25 Points

Enter the Bonus Round with ten or more spins.

Flawless Victory 25 Points

Win the game without any strikes

Marathon Grill 25 Points

Answer 25 questions in a row correct.

One-Hit Kill 25 Points

Answer five $1,000 questions in a row.

Bonus Buster 50 Points

Take ten Bonus Spins without hitting a bomb.

Fallout Shelter 50 Points

Survive a five-question bomb.

The Matt Ottinger Honorary Medal 100 Points

No incorrect answer and no bombs in Bonus Round.

EON

Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/445 points)

JUDGE 10 Points

Rate 5 or more user levels.

PILGRIM 10 Points

Complete the entire first ring of levels.

EXPLORER 25 Points

Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.

JUNIOR 25 Points

Complete the first level under par in all three categories.

JURY 25 Points

Rate 50 or more user levels.

AMATEUR 50 Points

Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.

LEGEND 50 Points

Complete all three rings of levels.

PRO 50 Points

Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.

CHAMPION 100 Points

Complete all levels under par in all three categories.

EXECUTIONER 100 Points

Rate 100 or more user levels.