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Total Medals Earned: 445 (From 75 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,040 Points

Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Santa Fu!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)

Sounds Good 10 Points

Listen to all songs

Turbo Power 10 Points

Beat Level 1

Elfinator 25 Points

Kill 10 of each elf type

Oh Fudge 25 Points

Beat Level 2

Yellow Snow 25 Points

Beat Level 3

Nutcracker 50 Points

Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts

Paindeer 50 Points

Beat Level 4

Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points

Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy

Santa Fu Master 50 Points

Beat the final level without losing any energy

Determined 100 Points

Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters

King O' Christmas! 100 Points

Beat Level 5

Score!

Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seven's Second Adventure

Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/285 points)

Not Cool 5 Points

Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.

Can't Remember what Items you Have? 10 Points

Press A to view your inventory

You Read the Directions? 10 Points

Press the M Key to Mute the Game

Look, We made a Game! 10 Points

View Credits

Awshum 25 Points

Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions

We're People Too 25 Points

View all of the Bios

Channel Seven Weather Report 50 Points

Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie

Plant Love 50 Points

Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash

Fetch 100 Points

Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.

Sideways

Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/295 points)

Just Made It 10 Points

Make it through a purple gate just as it's closing

Death Medal 25 Points

Die 50 times

Fall Fast 10 Points

On 'Difficulty Increased' level, fall out of the purple gate instead of walk.

Hero 50 Points

Complete the game

500th Flip 100 Points

Rotate the screen 500 times

Super Hero 100 Points

Complete the game without dying

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/200 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Starmageddon

Medals Earned: 16/16 (420/420 points)

100_kills 5 Points

Reach 100 kills.

20_coins 5 Points

Collect 20 coins.

25_diamonds 10 Points

Collect 25 diamonds.

25_greens 10 Points

Collect 25 greens.

500_coins 10 Points

Collect 500 coins.

500_diamonds 10 Points

Collect 500 diamonds.

50_blues 10 Points

Collect 50 blues.

multiplier_x50 10 Points

Get a x50 multiplier.

1000_kills 25 Points

Achieve 1000 kills.

2500_kills 25 Points

Achieve 2500 kills.

250_blues 25 Points

Collect 250 blues.

multiplier_x100 25 Points

Get a x100 multiplier.

1000_diamonds 50 Points

Collect 1000 diamonds.

2500_coins 50 Points

Collect 2500 coins.

multiplier_x150 50 Points

Get an x150 multiplier.

game_completed 100 Points

Complete the game!

Strawberry Shakedown

Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/180 points)

Strawberry Squirt 25 Points

Score 70,000 on Easy mode

Strawberry Slush 50 Points

Score 180,000 on Medium mode

Strawberry Shake 100 Points

Score 320,000 on Hard mode

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Street Fighter Collab

Medals Earned: 8/8 (375/375 points)

Domestic Violence 25 Points

X marks the spot!

Tiger Nipples 25 Points

Give 'em a pinch!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points

Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Turtles 25 Points

Nobody likes a turtle!

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points

Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Ono Boners 50 Points

Oh Ono!

Bloodshot 100 Points

Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Egg Hunter 100 Points

Find all the secret movies!