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Total Medals Earned: 445 (From 75 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,040 Points

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Medals Earned: 3/3 (100/100 points)

Key Puncher 25 Points

Complete first 5 levels.

Systems Analyst 25 Points

Complete first 9 levels.

PROgrammer 50 Points

Complete Lighbot.

A Bad Taste of Pico

Medals Earned: 3/6 (125/225 points)

Twice the Fun 25 Points

Rescue Darnell.

Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points

???

Vulgar Display of Power 50 Points

???

Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points

Rescue NeNe.

Polygonal Victory 25 Points

Beat the game!

Meat is Murder 50 Points

???

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/200 points)

Something Fishy 100 Points

Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.

Happy Hatter 25 Points

You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.

Hatter, Mad 25 Points

The Hatter seems Madder.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Alkie Kong 2

Medals Earned: 3/16 (35/500 points)

Rick Rolled 5 Points

View the entire end-game movie.

Worship the Mighty 5 Points

View the high scores.

Code Breaker 25 Points

Enter the super secret level code.

Six Pack 5 Points

Find 6 bottles.

Great Listener 10 Points

Do not skip any of Max's speeches.

Beerbot Smash 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.

Boxed Up 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.

Great Defender 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.

Half Case 25 Points

Find 12 Bottles.

Switch Off 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.

Vertigo 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.

Bat Crazy 50 Points

Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.

Full Case 50 Points

Find 24 bottles.

Olympian 50 Points

Beat the game without dying on normal mode.

Survivalist 50 Points

Beat the game without dying on easy mode.

Drunken Deity 100 Points

Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Applez

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Aversion to death 5 Points

Complete an easy level without dying

Dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat

Obey gravity, it's the law 5 Points

Attempt to double jump

REALLY a dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat while fat

Brutal takedown 10 Points

Mid-air axe death

Like a chubby vampire 10 Points

Death by spikes when fat

Skilled at not dying 10 Points

Complete a hard level without dying

Slow and steady 10 Points

Get to the flag when fat

Jump, magic jump 25 Points

Find and use the golden bounce pad

Untouchable 25 Points

Complete a hard level without taking damage

Curious 50 Points

Find a secret area

Godslayer 50 Points

Defeat the cat god

Royal rainbow 50 Points

Vomit on the princess

Collector 100 Points

Find all 3 secret areas

Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Bunny Invasion: Easter

Medals Earned: 16/16 (500/500 points)

BULLET SPENDER 5 Points

Use 500 bullets.

DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! 5 Points

Kill 50 bunnies.

FAT WALLET 5 Points

Spend £10,000.

TICK, BOOM! 5 Points

Use a grenade.

AAARGH! 10 Points

Go into RAGE.

BEEP, BOOM! 10 Points

Use a remote explosive.

SEXY ASS 10 Points

Get someone naked!

ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN 25 Points

Kill the bunny man.

HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points

Kill the Easter bunny.

JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points

Fully Upgrade the assistant.

KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! 25 Points

Kill the super bunny.

NICE SCORE 50 Points

Get a high score of 10,000,000.

TROPHY BOY 50 Points

Get all trophies!

YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points

Purchase all weapons.

EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points

Get a high score of 14,000,000.

SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points

Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Chaos Faction 2

Medals Earned: 8/20 (95/500 points)

KILL IT WITH FIRE 5 Points

Burn someone to a crisp

Recycler 5 Points

Kill someone with a dropped weapon

Zoned Out 5 Points

Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1

Anger Management 10 Points

Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match

In The Zone 10 Points

Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2

KAPOW! 10 Points

Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch

Architect 25 Points

Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it

Veteran 25 Points

Play 10 deathmatch games

Crate Expectations 10 Points

Collect 20 crates in one match

Magic Number 10 Points

Get a 3x multikill

Zero Gravity 10 Points

Go offscreen and recover

4 On The Floor 25 Points

Get a 4x multikill

Chaos Kudos 25 Points

Complete all campaign challenges in the game

Immortal 25 Points

Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge

Fantastic 5 50 Points

Get a 5x multikill

Lift Off! 50 Points

Knock someone into space

Pacifist 50 Points

Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone

Survivor 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode

Take The Plunge 50 Points

Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row

Up And Away 50 Points

Knock someone into the stratosphere

Chibi Knight

Medals Earned: 5/8 (55/155 points)

Dragon-slayer 5 Points

Beat Island Beast

Chibi-mage 10 Points

Get all 4 spells

Furball-slayer 10 Points

Beat Canyon Beast

Worthy-chibi 25 Points

Defeat all 3 knights

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Demon-slayer 25 Points

Defeat Demon Beast

Speed-runner 25 Points

Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells

Grinder 50 Points

Level up everything to level 8

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard